Merry Crisis Sweater Unisex
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🎄 Holiday Survival Essential
💪 Soft, durable fabric
❄️ High quality print that pops
Wear it to the office party, your family gathering, or anywhere people need a funny reminder that holiday chaos is real.
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"Got this for myself so everyone knows not to ask too many questions this Christmas. Hope it works, will report back."
- Alex, Spain
You’re Buying From Pros
Thousands of customers grabbed these for Christmas parties or as a gift. You get quality sweater - and you get to be the funniest person in the room.
30 day guarantee
FAQ
1. What material is the shirt made of?
50% cotton, 50% polyester. 100% comfort.
2. Will the print crack or fade?
No. The print is high-quality and built to survive washes, hugs, and holiday stress.
3. How does sizing run?
True to size. If you like a tighter gym fit, go down one size. If you want more room for post-Christmas snacks, go up for one. You can also check the size table below.
4. Is this a good gift?
If your loved ones are struggling this season - this will for sure lift their mood. I'd go for it!
5. How long does shipping take?
Typically within a few business days. In time for crisis-free Christmas gift.
6. Can I return it if it doesn’t fit?
Absolutely. You get a simple, no-stress return process within 30 days.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |