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🎅 Instant conversation starter
💪 Soft, durable fabric
🎄 High quality print that pops
Wear it to the gym, your office party or anywhere people need to be reminded to lift something heavier than their holiday stress.
100% Cotton
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“Got compliments before I even finished my warm-up. Worth every cent.”
– Mark, UK
You’re Buying From Pros
We’ve sold thousands of shirts to fitness lovers who want something fun, fast, and reliable. You get premium quality without the premium drama.
30 day guarantee
1. What material is the shirt made of?
100% soft, breathable cotton
2. Will the print crack or fade?
No. The print is high-quality and built to last through sweat, washes, and whatever gym phase you’re in.
3. How does sizing run?
True to size. If you like a tighter gym fit, go down one size. If you want more room for post-Christmas snacks, go up for one. You can also check the size table below.
4. Is this a good gift?
If they lift or at least pretend to - absolutely yes
5. How long does shipping take?
Typically within a few business days. In time for stress-free Christmas gift.
6. Can I return it if it doesn’t fit?
Absolutely. You get a simple, no-stress return process within 30 days.
You get the funniest gym shirt of the season for half the price - today only. Add to cart before your size disappears. Limited availability! ⏳
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |